Landon Willey's post on vine

For this one I had to turn up the brightness on my computer screen up to max to even see what was going on; it's almost like the Blair Witch of dog doo-doo.  The hashtags read "#dogpoop #scary #ihavenolife."

Jordan Keith's post on Vine

This post was made by someone named Jordan Keith, and this must be his dog Chopper.  The vine has the caption "Chopper poop #revine #dogpoop."  Vine is the best!

Rachael Colclasure's post on Vine

Poochew: My Litter, My Responsibility

Here's a great video made by a group in Cashel, Ireland as part of the Cashel Gold Star Initiative.  I learned all about how this video came to be from the website where I first found it, http://www.thejournal.ie/wheelchair-users-dog-poo-1048697-Aug2013/.  It shows the problems people in wheelchairs can have when faced with dog mess and chewing gum, and has a cute little supervillan to help you remember.  Some students came up with the ideas and with the help of some companies and a contest this is the first video they made, and another is expected.  If you want to learn more, you've probably already clicked on the above links and are critiquing my synopsis right now.  Just watch the video.

Anthony Cecchetti (@acecchetti85)'s tweet

Here are two tweets from someone who took a picture of a friend "lyon on a dog shit," then refused to explain and called me a "fucking freak."  He seems to think there is some difference between the two of us, obviously unaware that he himself posted a dog shit picture.  He seems smart; NASA I'm sure you'll be hearing from Anthony Cecchetti soon!

Rock and roll baby!! Just took the guy over a glass of water and he was lyon on a dog shit, how pleasant! pic.twitter.com/pyzZFCJ230
— Anthony Cecchetti (@acecchetti85) August 23, 2013

@PODogDooDoo you spend your day taking pictures of dogs shite and uploading them? Are you for real, fucking freak dont tweet me again #turd
— Anthony Cecchetti (@acecchetti85) August 24, 2013

Finally, here's an example of the awesome brain power Anthony Cecchetti has at his disposal.  I'm not usually vindictive like this, but this kid is begging for it.

This has puzzled and frustated me for quite some time today, can someone please put me out my misery!!😕 pic.twitter.com/iyHpr92VjK
— Anthony Cecchetti (@acecchetti85) July 28, 2013

The solution to the puzzle is that it should equal £97 and not £100; the wording is just nonsense to confuse you.  As for putting him out of his misery, it's up to God to decide when that happens.

Steven Rokitowski's post on Vine

Here's another one from Vine, and apparently this girl is named Alison.  She stepped in dog poop.

I DIDN’T STUDY ART FOR FOUR YEARS TO PICK UP DOG SHIT

Here's a fun image from a blog I happened upon by Carla Juniper, and this entry is called 

I DIDN’T STUDY ART FOR FOUR YEARS TO PICK UP DOG SHIT.  It's a lighthearted romp through the world of professional internships and you can probably guess the rest from the picture below.  Picking up Starbucks, making some kind of dress out of human hair, cleaning up dog poop, scrubbing toilets, and judgmental coworkers.  She has a humorous way of writing, and this one actually is worth a read.  And for anyone in the college/career path it's an important lesson on kissing ass and running errands instead of what you "studied for."  You have to do it.  We don't live in a meritocracy and most people are completely incompetent.

It's the sickly looking dog next to its own poop that brought me to Carla Juniper's blog.

CCBC-SFS POO Video

I think this video really makes its point, but I wonder what the fake dog poo was made of?  The soundtrack is great, and the images are shocking.  The video is from Zipline Creative (@ZiplineCreative), here's info from their Twitter account:
We are South Wales based, BAFTA winning film producers for TV, business and the web. Want to make a film for your organisation or campaign? Get in touch.

Caerphilly · ziplinecreative.co.uk

Article from Rose's Cantina: Dog Politics

Here's an interesting article I found on a blog called Rose's Cantina. out of Canada.  A local wilderness area run by the military closed itself to dogs recently because of dog poop, and now that the poop is encroaching on peoples' property it's become a problem.  The article is called Dog Politics, and if the dog pictured belongs to the author the author has a cute dog.  Check it out!

July 26, 2013

I remain so far behind on these daily doo doos, this one is almost a month old.  

Taken July 26, 2013

raeven's post on Vine

Here's a cute post on Vine of a little kid saying "dog shit."  I have a small child learning to speak, and I find this extra funny.

Deal On Dog Poop Bags

Here's a deal on lavender-scented dog poop bags I found on twitter.  I'm not sure how I feel about dog poop bags because clearly I'm against not cleaning up after your dog, but I'm also in favor of eliminating plastic bags except for absolute necessity.  Using these bags includes the added environmental impact of shipping them to your house.  Make your own decision.

Save 37% Off Lavender-Scented Earth Rated Dog Poop Bags http://t.co/yAvR3KktwX #pets #deals
— Woof Woof Mama (@WoofWoofMama) August 11, 2013

Wakefield Council's Pooper Scooper Video

Here is a new, well produced music video from the Wakefield Council urging people to clean up after their dogs.  There are some funny moments in this song, and I love that they went to so much trouble to make a song about dog poop.  

The Ugly Truth: Poop vs. Pee

Here's a video that goes for shock value.  Apparently cigarettes contain chemicals also found in dog poop and cat pee, so they set up an easy way to remember that in NYC somewhere.  Giant stuffed animals defecating and urinating into clear plastic cylinders.  

Bring Me Food! (with Ricky Dillon)

I think this is supposed to be a recurring show on youtube, but this one got my attention because they discuss dog poop.  I'll tell you the truth, I haven't watched the video yet.  I'm expecting great things from it however.

July 23, 2013

Here's one that was outside my building on July 23, 2013, at least it looks like the mulch outside my building.  That was so long ago and I'm so behind at this point it doesn't matter very much.  

Taken July 23, 2013

Sean David Cheung's post on Vine

Here's Sean David Cheung's post on Vine with a dashboard hula girl and a poop scoop situation.  It's actually kind of well done, and with the right voiceover it could be a PSA for cleaning up after your dog.  Well done Mr. Cheung!

kushrystal's post on Vine

Another classic from Vine.  This one was posted by kushrystal, and someone stepped barefoot in some dog poop.  I love you Vine!

July 22, 2013

Here are some more pictures that are so old and mundane that I don't have much to say about them.  The last one is of a plastic bag that probably has poop in it.

Looks like white poop to me!  Taken July 22, 2013

Here's a really old one; this turd has been here over a month.  Taken July 22, 2013

I think there's poop in this bag, I mean, why else would I take this picture?  Taken July 22, 2013

Aaralyn and Izzy Perform Dog Poop (unaltered)

This is the unaltered version of "Dog Poop" by Merp, aka Aaralyn and Izzy.  You can see the same song performed on America's Got Talent with all the background story and production values, but here's the unaltered song.  I love this family.  

Jay Neilson's post on Vine

Here's a post on Vine from Jay Neilson, who has very fashionable shoes.  He must not like the warmth of the poop as he picks it up, because he waits 90 seconds before picking it up.  

July 20, 2013

Here are a couple of turds from July 20, 2013.  I'm so far behind posting these that I don't even remember where they were taken.

Taken July 20, 2013

Taken July 20, 2013

July 18, 2013

Well, it's been a while since I did the daily doo-doos, but I've still been taking pics when I find them.  It's probably the least popular feature on here, and has led to many, many "unlikes" on the facebook page.  But here's some poop that I found while taking a walk on July 18, 2013.  This is on the sidewalk outside my building, and whoever is allowing their dog to do this seems to be getting worse.  

On the sidewalk outside my building.  Taken July 18, 2013